Have you ever wondered what it's like to set out all alone through the deepest of deep dark forests? To live off the land? And fend yourself against nature's nasty woodland creatures? Have you ever wondered how you'd cope with a burning desert will nothing but a skateboard and a glass of milk to get you through? Well, now you have to. Because Tanya, the love of your life, has been kidnapped and taken to the other side of the planet. You've got to get her back. As soon as possible. Besides, she'd never forgive you if you didn't risk your life for her.