Franky and his girlfriend Bitsy have decided to take a vacation. Unfortunately Bitsy does not have a passport. Not to be thwarted our spare parts hero has a cunning plan. He dismantles Bitsy packages up her parts and mails them to their vacation destination-New York City-with predictable results. The combination of Franky's lack of brain cells and the incompetence of the Transylvanian post office has scattered Bitsy across the globe. And so the adventure begins...